Go Red Sox!

Here's a cute email I received from my Sister's Boyfriend. Great for all Red Sox Fans, or anyone who likes a joke. Go Sox! :

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her
class that she is a Yankees fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are
Yankees fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises
their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a
Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a
Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell
are you a Red Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so
I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your
parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad
were a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
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A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop
for the youngest boy's birthday.
While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and
says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and I
would like this Boston Red Sox jersey for my birthday."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him
upside his head and says, "Go talk to mother."
Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his
mother. "Mom?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like
this jersey for my birthday."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the
head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his
father. "Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"I'v e decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like
this jersey for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back
of his head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've
learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good! And what is it you learned?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and I
already hate you Yankee bastards!"
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Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan,
and a Yankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the
Cubs!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the
Cardinals!" and throws himself off the mountain.
The Red Sox fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, "This is for everyone!" and pushes the Yankees fan off
the mountain.
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A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees
fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he
would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles
down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'l l give you a lift!" The priest climbed
into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road,
and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved
back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still
heard a lou d THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and
said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

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